Top 10 Guilty Pleasures

We all have them, and I am actually laughing at myself that I am only limiting my guilty pleasure list to "10" but hey I still need to somewhat look cool to you guys still, right? (Who am I kidding, my cool factor went out the window when I posted photos on my instagram of me cross-eyed while showing off my awesome bed head)

1. Cursing. (Sorry Mom)

2. Any reality show on MTV. Teen Mom? Snookie and JWoww? 16 and Pregnant? Real World? I dont discriminate.

3. Wearing bub's PJ Bottoms out in public.

4. Busting out into my best rendition of Mariah Carey or Whitney Houston while cleaning the house.

5. Eating ice cream straight from the carton. Sometimes when I'm feeling really classy I'll hack away at it with a butter knife when all my spoon and forks are too dirty to use. No shame. (ok, little shame)

6. Leaving my make up on when I go to sleep. I wake up in the morning looking all kinds of awesome.

7. Throwing out anything that hasn't been used in 6 months to a year. I hate clutter, I find it pointless. My mom loves that I do this, every 6 months she has a yard sale and banks some serious cash money. I then use it to buy more useless clutter, its a vicious cycle.

8. Calling my mom for any cooking question. "Ok, I've been baking the chicken for, like, 5 hours now. Are you SURE its safe to eat? Hello? Mom? Why are you laughing?"

9. Scrapping off the charcoal on a burnt piece of toast. Hey, its still good. Charred bread will put some hair on your chest and some fiber in your diet. (Disclaimer: I have no proof that burnt bread will produce more fiber. It's just a lie to tell myself so I don't feel like a complete failure for burning toast)

10. Touching buttons. Except elevator buttons, those things skeav me out.

what are some of your guilty pleasures?